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Broken-up Break-Up Stars Confirm Break Up

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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Confirming the obvious: People has the "exclusive" that Vaughniston have broken up. Their rep, in addition to officially endorsing the lie-until-the-11th-hour policy practiced by so many celebrity couples, confirms the friendly split, which is good, because so many tabloid readers, Radar visitors, and moviegoers just didn't suspect this in the least. Hey! FYI, The Break-Up is now on DVD!

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