FLOWER POWER Spears
• Oh, c'mon: Don't act like you've never posed half nude for a friend in your backyard holding freshly picked posies over your nipples.
• Move over Gideons, Jesus: California's first certified green hotel will place Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth in its nightstands instead of a Bible.
• Break the chain: MTV will only air this year's Video Music Awards once, live from The Palms in Las Vegas. We'll see it when we believe it.