Britney's Breakdown Tops Tabs

NOT OKAY Britney Embattled starlet Lindsay Lohan's arrest coincided poorly with the Monday night close of the tabs, leaving the weekly warriors scrambling to include her vacant-eyed mug shot. End result? Britney Spears gets to be the troubled popstar of the week.

Life & Style, Us, and In Touch all fashion spreads from photos of Britney's panty prance in freezing Malibu waters. They fill in the text boxes with a slew of experts explaining why this behavior is, like, totally fucked up. Star, continuing to carve out its new bizarro niche under Candice, takes the line that Brit's 16-year-old sis is knocked up and confiding in Brit.