Britney's Back, Battling Over Babies
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
YES, WE USED THIS PICTURE LAST TIME We're lazy. Deal with it. • Reunited: Britney Spears was back in court today for a child custody hearing, and apparently she dragged her old lawyer Laura Wasser along.
• Battle of the sexism: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says she's a "victim of sexism," just like Hillary Clinton was. It goes unsaid, but one of the sexists who supported Clinton's opponent—who is a man—was House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
• Haters: Amanda Knox, the American exchange student accused of murdering her roommate, says she stands condemned because she's pretty. Nobody cares about ugly murderers, duh.
• No word on the breed yet: What do you do when you disagree with your neighbor about the breed of his dog? Shoot him with a crossbow, according to this Nebraska curmudgeon.
• "King of Bling" behind bars: Jacob Arabov, better known as Jacob the Jeweler due to his role in enabling hip-hop materialism, will spend 30 months in federal prison for conspiring to launder illegal drug profits for the "Black Mafia."
- Tragic One Direction Singer Liam Payne Dead Aged 31 After Horror Hotel Balcony Plunge: Celeb Tributes Pour In as Images Emerge of Smashed Up Hotel Room Strewn With White Powder and 'Drugs Foil'
- Family of Menendez Brothers Beg for Convicted Killers' Freedom in Press Conference Three Decades After Brutal Murders: 'They Were Failed By Their Parents!'
- BREAKING: Jailed 'Sex Beast' Sean 'Diddy' Combs Hit With Another Wave of Horrific Lawsuits — Rapper Accused of Drugging, Raping, Sodomizing and Threatening to Murder Multiple New Victims
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• Poor boy: After being denied a U.S. visa due to an upcoming trial in London, it seems that Boy George won't be giving his planned concert for New York's Strongest.