No Justice, No Peace
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
Long day, right? Let's get some of the lighter stuff out of the way first:
• While 10 members of the jury found in her favor, two holdouts were firm in their belief that Britney Spears was, in fact, not that innocent of driving without a license. The judge declared a mistrial.
• Is Will Smith a boner of dudes? This Hollywood madam says so, and, you know, when do Hollywood madams ever lie?
• Perez Hilton will make an appearance on Paris Hilton's television show tonight! Not making an appearance: Dignity.
- Tragic One Direction Singer Liam Payne Dead Aged 31 After Horror Hotel Balcony Plunge: Celeb Tributes Pour In as Images Emerge of Smashed Up Hotel Room Strewn With White Powder and 'Drugs Foil'
- Family of Menendez Brothers Beg for Convicted Killers' Freedom in Press Conference Three Decades After Brutal Murders: 'They Were Failed By Their Parents!'
- BREAKING: Jailed 'Sex Beast' Sean 'Diddy' Combs Hit With Another Wave of Horrific Lawsuits — Rapper Accused of Drugging, Raping, Sodomizing and Threatening to Murder Multiple New Victims
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• The Bush administration won't close the prison at Guantanamo Bay, even though it really, really wants to. It's hard to let go sometimes, though.
• John McCain won the Cuban Missile Crisis, so you don't need to worry about his being ready on Day One.
• The Dow dropped another couple hundred points.
• Stephen Baldwin is apparently still newsworthy. At least by Extra's calculations.
• Seriously, Sarah Palin, what the fuck?