No Justice, No Peace
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
Long day, right? Let's get some of the lighter stuff out of the way first:
• While 10 members of the jury found in her favor, two holdouts were firm in their belief that Britney Spears was, in fact, not that innocent of driving without a license. The judge declared a mistrial.
• Is Will Smith a boner of dudes? This Hollywood madam says so, and, you know, when do Hollywood madams ever lie?
• Perez Hilton will make an appearance on Paris Hilton's television show tonight! Not making an appearance: Dignity.
- Joe Biden Speaks Out for First Time Since Ditching 2024 Election Campaign — Praising ‘Capable and Tough’ VP Kamala Harris
- Donald Trump and Kamala Harris Invited by Fox News to Debate in September — After Ex-President's Rant About 'Fake News' ABC
- BREAKING: Joe Biden Set To Withdraw From Race This Weekend – But Will NOT Endorse Kamala Harris, D.C. Insider Claims
• The Bush administration won't close the prison at Guantanamo Bay, even though it really, really wants to. It's hard to let go sometimes, though.
• John McCain won the Cuban Missile Crisis, so you don't need to worry about his being ready on Day One.
• The Dow dropped another couple hundred points.
• Stephen Baldwin is apparently still newsworthy. At least by Extra's calculations.
• Seriously, Sarah Palin, what the fuck?