Britney's South Park Turn Was Better
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
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Gimme less: Prime yourself with the clip above for the latest Britney Spears comeback to air tonight on CBS' How I Met Your Mother. She's the best second fiddle to Doogie since Vinnie Delpino.
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• Foot fetish: Presenting Paris Hilton's new line of shoes—petite enough to show off that chic new ankle monitor, expensive enough to trade for a bump in a pinch.
• Captain Bigheart strikes again: Dick Cheney keeps truckin' through his end-of-term international tour of "fuck it." There was the "so?" response to Americans' disapproval of his war, now he says those 4,000 Deady McDeadsters in the armed forces got what they bargained for.