Britney's South Park Turn Was Better
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
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Gimme less: Prime yourself with the clip above for the latest Britney Spears comeback to air tonight on CBS' How I Met Your Mother. She's the best second fiddle to Doogie since Vinnie Delpino.
• How I re-met your mother?: Britney's conservator/dad says the best thing for his daughter would be to get with a hip-hop dancer-turned failed rapper, someone with a knack for finding the one person in life less responsible than himself to make him look noble ... Hey, look who's here! Kevin Federline! (YOU GO SAY HI.)
• Of bullies and brats: In a gripping personality profile sure to win him more black eyes, The New York Times profiles an Arkansas boy the bullies love to beat up. Hello, Drillbit Taylor synergy!
• Foot fetish: Presenting Paris Hilton's new line of shoes—petite enough to show off that chic new ankle monitor, expensive enough to trade for a bump in a pinch.
• Captain Bigheart strikes again: [expletive] Cheney keeps truckin' through his end-of-term international tour of "[expletive] it." There was the "so?" response to Americans' disapproval of his war, now he says those 4,000 Deady McDeadsters in the armed forces got what they bargained for.
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