Britney Gets Bylines With a Little Help From Her Friends

WHAT'S TO SAY? We ran out of Britney caption ideas months ago (Photo: Getty Images) God bless self-appointed Britney Spears attorney Jon Eardley and his disposable motions in her conservatorship case. Without him and the Lutfi gang of BFFs, unsolicited saviors, and dutiful spokespeople on the periphery, what ever would we all write about hour after hour?

Late yesterday OK! reported that Eardley's newest motion claiming civil rights violations and seeking to undo Spears' court-mandated restriction was thrown out before the other side had a chance to respond. Lest anyone think Eardley will be going away anytime soon, OK! was sure to keep him on the hook for more items.