WRITES REAL PURTY Spears
Fallen pop star Britney Spears wrote to paparazzi photo agency X17 yesterday to "apologize" for attacking their photographer with an umbrella. She explained her rage away by saying it was a case of method acting gone awry—she was caught up in a movie role she was auditioning for (and didn't get). But beyond the words, what did the letter really tell us? Radar asked Dennis Duez of handwritinganalyst.com to interpret Britney's sad attempt at humor through graphology. His conclusion: she's intuitive, stressed, trying to make a comeback—and has back problems.