Remember When Britney Had Only Hit Rock Bottom?
THE OOPS LIFE Britney(Photo: Getty Images)
• On fire!: Britney Spears is charged with hit and run for an August fender bender. To celebrate, she tows the paps along to a gas station and promptly lights a cigarette.
• From the makers of Britney's VMA performance: MTV chooses former coke-addicted Miss USA Tara Conner to star as mentor and host in a new reality show called Pageant Place, which will follow the lives of beauty queens as they share an apartment in a Manhattan high-rise.
- Johnny Depp's Longtime Pal, Legendary Rock N' Roll Guitarist Jeff Beck Dead At 78
- Prince Harry & Meghan Markle’s Tell-All Netflix Series Delayed To 2023 After Attacks On ‘The Crown’
- Dianne Feinstein Refuses To Retire Before Her Senate Term Ends In 2024 Despite Colleagues Arguing She Is 'Mentally Unfit To Serve'
• Slaughtering the competition: Also-ran Republican candidate Mike Huckabee says other candidates probably want to go ahead and kill themselves since their actual support isn't reflected in their fundraising.
• Sobriety not a good look: Clean, bloated, schlubby pin-cushion Pete Doherty looks like he ate spry, high, tailored suit-sporting Pete. Congrats!