Britney Loses Her Lunch, Y'all

YOU GO, HURL Spears • Race to the bottom: Not content to rest on her vag slip laurels, Britney Spears throws up in public as she further morphs into Tara Reid. Could she be coming to a wedding near you?

• It was either there or Boys Town: Michael Jackson has hunkered down in Vegas to plan his big comeback.

• "White" wedding: Kate Moss and Pete Doherty plan to tie the knot. Maybe they'll honeymoon in Colombia. Flashback: Romancing the Stones.

• Be a lesbian—or just look like one: Showtime launches a new L Word apparel brand for the today's sexier, more fashion-conscious lesbian.