GIMME MORE Spears
• Don't wait up, Babies: Many take straight to the couch after a long, trying day. Still others find solace in a hot tub and a People mag. But what to do if you're facing drug tests in order to keep your kids, your career's taken a perhaps irredeemable turn, and your staff is turning against you in spades? If you're Britney Spears, you reportedly hit the town for a night of clubbing.
• Are you a Hsu?: Richard Collins, the Texas money man who created anti-Hillary Clinton site stophernow.com, is offering $1,000 to anyone who comes forward as a felon who's donated to the Clinton campaign.
• These fickle kids today: So much for teen heartthrob Zac Efron standing by High School Musical co-star Vanessa Hudgens after one tiny little nekkid web pic incident. The two have reportedly split.
• Wackypants: Jacko shows up backstage at The Lion King with his kids Paris, Prince, and Blanket. In a show of solidarity, they're all sporting wigs and kooky outfits these days. Jackson is reportedly in NYC to shoot a cover for Italian Vogue.