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Brad Pitt: Though he's been busy playing supplicant to Santa Angelina, Brad still finds time to make a few million shilling for Japanese cell phones.

Ellen Barkin: The Ocean's Thirteen cougar was spotted pawing at Ralph Fiennes Sunday night at the Mercer in New York. Barkin was spotted "holding hands and cuddling with Ralph before going up to his room." At least Ralph's banging on solid land these days.

Jessica Simpson: Not surprisingly, J-Simp has been spending loads of time with her father/Svengali Joe since her break-up with John Mayer. When things go awry in your love life, you always go back to the man who helped fit you for your first bra.

Fran Drescher: Will it be Representative Nanny after the next election? The sitcom star told Ladies' Home Journal that she's considering a run for congress, following in Sonny Bono's hallowed footsteps.