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Boxed Out of The Box

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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YOU'RE NOT INVITED The Box

Last night, doormen at maybe-edgy hotspot The Box ushered in such luminaries as Josh Hartnett, a friend of his who looked exactly like him, and, um, Derek Blasberg— presumably to prevent them from being raped. Others were not so lucky.

While drug-smuggling part-owner Cordell Lochin informed the bouncer that girls who were "willing to get naked" should be allowed in, none obliged, and were thus left in the cold. Other attempts to gain entry also proved mostly fruitless. The following is a list of lines that didn't pass muster, recorded between 1:55 a.m. and 2:15 a.m.:

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"We were inside earlier."

"Jason put me on the list.... He's gonna be pissed if I don't get in."

"Yo, B! Gemma Ward texted me earlier. You really gonna play me like 'dat?"

"We come here all the time."

"We came here from Tenjune."

"We're from Sweden."

The desperation continues after the jump!

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