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Blonde Victim Of Own Blondeness Denied Judicial Redress

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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We turn now to the law, where a true American tragedy has just occurred: "A Connecticut judge has given the brush-off to a blonde woman's lawsuit claiming L'Oreal Inc. ruined her social life when she accidentally dyed her hair brunette with one of its products. Charlotte Feeney of Stratford says she can never return to her natural blonde hue, a shock that left her so traumatized she needed anti-depressants. She says she suffered headaches and anxiety, missed the attention that blondes receive and had to stay home and wear hats most of the time."

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