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Bird-brained Tabs On Pitts' Turkey Day

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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OVER-DONE Brad and Ange

Thanksgiving is almost here! Yes! And how, you may ask, will Brangelina and the Rainbow Bunch be celebrating the occasion while normal Americans gorge and pretend that Europeans besieging America was a

good thing for the natives? As with each of life's most important questions, it depends on your glossy of choice.

Shiny happy OK! claims that after spending the last few turkey days making the third world a hipper place, Brad is dragging the whole crew back to his home planet of Springfield, Missouri, and forcing them to toss the pigskin around with his fam. The PR flak for Springfield's Visitors Bureau says Ange can look forward to "Black Friday" shopping fest at Bass Pro Shops—an outdoor sporting goods store. Super!

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Meanwhile Us Weekly has Angie's chatty brother, James something or other, on record claiming that even he got the nod, and that his Beowulf babe sis will helm the stovetop. "Angie's been saying she's going to cook a turkey ... I'm going to have to see it to believe it." Oh yeah, and he says she's not knocked up.

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