Billy Bob Thornton Ain't Sittin' By The Phone Waitin' For Angelina Jolie To Be On The Other End
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
"SAY GOODBYE TO THESE" Jolie, Thornton (Photo: Getty Images) • From his barstool: Billy Bob Thornton claims former wife Angelina Jolie is going through a "high school phase" by dating "the high school quarterback" (baby daddy Brad Pitt), and warns he doesn't know if he'll be there when she's ready to come around again. Yeah, okay, Bubba, we buy that.
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