Fred Thompson Skewered by Romnoid
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
FREDDY BASHER FINGERED Thompson on phoneyfred.org
• Wrong said Fred: A top adviser to Mitt Romney appears to be behind the launch of www.phoneyfred.org, a now-busted website attacking Fred Thompson as a "Pro-Choice Skirt Chaser." No word yet on the Romney camp's possible involvement with Socialite Rank.
• No calories: A U.S. District Judge strikes down a New York City rule requiring fast food restaurants to post calorie counts, freeing up models to binge ignorantly—once Fashion Week comes to a close, of course.
• Hush money: CBS urges a court of appeals to overturn a $550,000 FCC fine from ye old Janet Jackson nipple incident. The FCC has yet to impose fines against MTV for Britney's Sunday VMA catastrophe.
• Call of the wild: Boob-wrangling meatstick Joe Francis offers Vanessa Hudgens half a million to ditch the High School Musical franchise (and, presumably Zac Efron) for more nude pictures. In a press release issued from prison, Francis said "Hudgens is the classic girl next door gone wild. Being sexual is not a crime." He knows from crime.
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- Royal on the Run: Desperate Prince Harry 'Battling to Escape Clutches of Diva Duchess Wife' – Even When He's Flying Solo Halfway Across World
- Justin Bieber at Center of New Mental Health Scare as He Posts Video Tribute to Tragic Liam Payne Six Days After Boybander's Death: 'You're Allowed to Cry and Break'
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