No Longer Between a Rock and a Hard Bod

DEAD IN THE WATER Anderson on Rock Looks like the curse of GQ's

prestigious Newlyweds of the Year superlative strikes ... for the first time. According to TMZ, "unwitting" Borat co-star Pam Anderson and her rapper, rocker, country-whatever husband Kid Rock, who were featured in a spread in the October issue of the men's magazine, are filing for divorce after four months of wedded bliss. TMZ has the paperwork. No word on whether it was filed in quadruplicate.

As for that curse (which we just invented), Lindsay Lohan had better watch her back lest she get attacked at a party, and Jay-Z ought to watch his reviews.