Dual Rocker Spawn Drop E!
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
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• No simple life: Ozzy's kid Kelly Osbourne and Rod Stewart tot Kimberly cancel plans to star in their own reality show, calling it "demeaning" and "juvenile."
• Bailing Bonds?: Barry Bonds beats the home run record in San Francisco, a moment primed for a trip to the White House. But are 'roid allegations a turn-off to Bush?
• Same ol' wino: Amy Winehouse claims to be a perfectionist, which is the reason she cancels her shows at the last minute. Not, like, her alcoholism or anything.
- Cruel ‘Baywatch Curse’ Claims Another Victim: Show Star Michael Newman Killed By 'Heart Complications’ Aged 68 — After Declaring Terminal Illness Gave Him ‘Wisdom’
- Royal on the Run: Desperate Prince Harry 'Battling to Escape Clutches of Diva Duchess Wife' – Even When He's Flying Solo Halfway Across World
- Justin Bieber at Center of New Mental Health Scare as He Posts Video Tribute to Tragic Liam Payne Six Days After Boybander's Death: 'You're Allowed to Cry and Break'
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• Monsieur Incroyable: Police arrest a 16-year-old schoolboy in Aix-en-Provence for translating Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows before the French version's October release date. When asked to comment, French police sniffed, "We do not speak ze English."
• Still, not "Apple": Idiot parents name their kid "Superman" after they're told they can't legally name him "4Real."