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• Bad Luck Becks: Pretty boy baller David Beckham sprains his right knee, shortly after recovering from a left ankle injury. Posh drafts doctor's note to Galaxy.
• Secret success: Lured by Oprah's use of the Laws of Attraction, David Letterman agrees to appear on her show.
• Lost and found: The Energy Department finds that some U.S. agencies that handle the country's nuclear weapons stockpile "misplaced" a few key bomb components. Damn nukes, so easy to lose, so hard to find.
• Back to work: Ashley Olsen scores a role in the film adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis's The Informers—an inconsequential tale of the rich and pill-popping in Los Angeles.