Awesome Prostitute Orgy Had No Nazi Stuff!

THIS IS NOT HAPPENING Tape in question For the record! Max Mosley, head of the Fèdèration Internationale de l'Automobile, has testified in court in London today that the orgy he conducted with five prostitutes (at a cost of $5,000) that demonstrated his love of "corporal punishment" most certainly had no Nazi themes, Nazi outfits, or favored Nazi potluck dishes. "I can think of few things more un-erotic than Nazi role play," he testified. (Oh, well, I can, but not by much.) Mosley is suing News of the World over the Nazi claims. In an extremely unlikely coincidence, Hitler was a guest at Mosley's parents' wedding. Which was held at Goebbels' house. Seriously.