A-Rod and Madonna Still Not Scoring, Unless They Are

MAD-ROD Mrs. Ritchie, Alex (inset) So are Madonna and New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez boning? Only they, their spouses, and their respective publicists know for sure—and no one is saying anything!

The Post, trying to make up for not breaking the story in the first place, adds some delicious details. Apparently, the "muscular," stripper-loving third baseman paid a visit to Madonna's apartment on the Upper West Side the night after his poor blonde wife Cynthia gave birth to their second daughter back in April. The paper also notes that Rodriguez has taken to visiting Kabbalah centers in south Florida, where both he and Madonna have homes. (Kabbalah being Madonna's faux-Jewish mystic belief-system of choice.) This is in addition to the fact that they both once worked out together seven months ago; they both share the same manager, Guy Oseary; and the fact that Madonna and her kids once visited Yankee stadium to watch Rodriguez play.

Also, evidently "All the doormen are talking," so there's that.