Dick Gets Shafted
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
HANDY-WORK Andy • Sigh: No surprises here; Andy Dick was arrested this morning for drug and other charges related to exposing and groping a 17-year-old girl's breasts. Charming.
• A dark knight, indeed: Still have yet to purchase midnight tickets for Dark Night? With already 700 performances sold out across America, you're chances for catching the flick anytime soon are getting slimmer by the second.
• Wednesdays with Wintour: A circulating Condé Nast e-mail asked current interns to arrive early to Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour's presentation 15 minutes prior to start-time in case "Anna begins a few minutes early. If the door is closed when you arrive, do not enter..." Ja, Frau Editrix!
• Not funny: Didn't understand the satire behind the New Yorker cover? Let Saddam Hussein and Obama bin Laden break it down for you.
- Tragic One Direction Singer Liam Payne Dead Aged 31 After Horror Hotel Balcony Plunge: Celeb Tributes Pour In as Images Emerge of Smashed Up Hotel Room Strewn With White Powder and 'Drugs Foil'
- Family of Menendez Brothers Beg for Convicted Killers' Freedom in Press Conference Three Decades After Brutal Murders: 'They Were Failed By Their Parents!'
- BREAKING: Jailed 'Sex Beast' Sean 'Diddy' Combs Hit With Another Wave of Horrific Lawsuits — Rapper Accused of Drugging, Raping, Sodomizing and Threatening to Murder Multiple New Victims
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• Sausage-fest: Vanity Fair writer Alex Shoumatoff was arrested for attempting to crash a private men's club filled with priests in "pink-and-green satin costumes" and hamadryads in "gold spangled bodysuits." Can we play?
• World's dumbest dad: Moral of this story: when soliciting sex from someone you think is a 14-year-old girl, don't wear your "World's Greatest Dad" T-shirt. It's just tacky.
• BYOB</strong: Starbucks tests out Sorbetto, a fruity, iced drink. Says one discerning consumer, "Some tequila and vodka—that's what it needs."