Anna Nicole Smith's Life Story Coming to a Theater Near You!

the trailer for Anna Nicole, billed as "the most anticipated motion picture of the year." Whether that's true or not depends on your definition of both "anticipated" and "motion picture," but we will confess that it does look kind of awesome in a so-shitty-it-rules kind of way. Trashy former pop star, Playboy model, and Dancing with the Stars contestant Willa Ford is cast in the role of the deceased model/gold digger/Trimspa spokeswoman, and her accent actually seems to mirror the whiny, drugged-up inflection of Smith's voice pretty decently. We can't imagine this thing will wind up as anything other than a TV movie, but it appears there's an outside shot it'll end up in theaters.