Angelina Jolie, Boobs, Star In Beowulf

BREAST PICTURE Jolie

Hey, did you hear? Beowulf, director Robert Zemeckis's epic fantasy opening today, stars Angelina Jolie's big golden boobs. Sure, they're touched up, and, yes, they seem to be missing an essential breast component, but these are Angelina's boobs we're talking about. And so are reviewers. How does the critical reception to the world's hottest woman's digitized breasts stack up? Like this: