The History of Brangelina Weddings

BRAD WAS YELLOW-HAIRED, ANGE WAS BUSTY Soon they ditched the bald guy and made it exclusive (Photo: Getty Images) Though we trust Star's reporting about as far as we can throw Candace Trunzo, we were a little excited over the weekend when it came out with its Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie getting hitched in the Big Easy story and, um, . But then Us Weekly, the self-appointed watchmen of the weeklies, had to go and spoil our fun by calling the story a crock of BS.

Thing is, we've developed a kind of exercise routine around hauling out the latest rumors of an impending marriage every few weeks.