LIKE THAT WALL COLLAGE YOU MADE IN FIFTH GRADE Life & Style This week the tabs are a grab bag of bloated stars. In Touch has Brad Pitt fearing for ready-to-pop Angelina Jolie and her baby/twins/triplets; Life & Style laments the sad solo life of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (apparently it's lonely as the only bio-baby in the Rainbow Bunch); and, if Us is to be believed, that girl from The Hllls who isn't L.C. is apparently ready to say "I Do." Star is, well, missing with Hudson News employees having no idea if and when Ms. Fuller's finest will arrive—perhaps AMI was forced to recall the current issue after marrying another couple without their consent?
But there is one thing that all weekly warriors can agree on: The May 23 Dolce & Gabbana party at the Cannes Film Festival was the best Memorial Day gift EVER.