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People Flaunts the Jolie-Pitt Twins, Others Suffer Sad Aniston

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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OMG FIRST PHOTOS OF THE TWINS. REJOICE AND CELEBRATE! Today's the big day for People mag—the unveiling of their $10 million, 19-page Brangie twins Family Album. Dressed all in white linens (save for one strange pic where big brother Pax, four, is shirtless but wearing a pin-stripe tie as he cuddles baby Knox), Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and their six children pose for what looks like a Banana Republic add, everyone all smiles with natural styling and make-up.

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So what are the other mags to do in the wake of THE TWINS FIRST PHOTOS?

After staying stalwart last week during the women's mag takeover of the weeklies, In Touch totally caves and pulls a 69 Sexiest Bodies on the Beach cover (we do wonder a bit about their choice of the number 69—also a sex act that rarely proves practical. Is it a coded message?). Us does a Hollywood's Real Moms (No Angelina!) story trying valiantly to convince readers that cutesy quotes from Sabrina the Teenage Witch and that girl from Days of our Lives are a substitute for the TWINS FIRST PHOTOS.

Nice try guys.

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