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SHE LIKES BABIES Jolie, Hatchlings (Photo: Getty Images) • Womb Raider: Roly-poly Angelina Jolie says that pregnant sex is great, given the creativity needed. Can you just poop out those babies already, Ang? We're getting tired of hearing about it.

• No deal: Yahoo has ended all talks with Microsoft.

•Didn't Stanley Crouch say something like this?: Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi worries that because Barack Obama "is black with an inferiority complex, this will make him behave worse than the whites." Yeah, listen up there, Muammar: the one thing Obama isn't is insecure.

• Cheney of fools: Vice President Dick Cheney says that the Dems are on a "destructive path" in terms of trade, and warns them to change their ways or he will shoot them in the face.

• Speaking of faces: It's always fun when a congressman contradicts himself and then assaults a cameraman.

• International House of Pancakes: Doorman wins lottery, sets sights on Park Avenue apartment and chicks. "I want a good Italian woman—or Swedish or Irish or Chinese. I'm always looking. It's a hobby of mine." Yeah, that and gambling.

• Tattooin' tot: A five year-old kid in London is doing tattoos. First on her brave dad, now others. Has the Etch-a-Sketch gone out of style?