An Open Letter to Michelle Malkin

Dear Shelly,

How have you been? Love the new look. Baggy pink cable-knit really brings out your sneer. Very Molly Ringwald-meets-B.D. Wong. (We can almost see where your Olbermann-hating acolyte Chad Castagana was coming from!)

Anyway, we're writing because we just watched your latest excretion of Hot Air, and we hear you, girlfriend. Nobody likes to see their fan base ridiculed on national television as a bunch of basement-dwelling, illiterate losers harboring homicidal fantasies. So off message. To hammer home your point even further, though, you might considering replacing that creepy ad on your site.

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Keep up the great work!

xxxxx

Your "unhinged" pals at RadarOnline.com