ALL CLEAR Amy (Photo: Gotcha) • Sucks, face: Amy Winehouse looks to be winning the war on weird facial skin conditions; jailed hubbie Blake got his face bashed in, though. Win some, lose some.
• Existential crisis: Jessica Simpson was hospitalized over the weekend for a "minor kidney infection." BF Tony Romo was not around. What does it all mean?
• They don't like it up 'em: A "landmark survey" finds that homophobia is "rife in British society." You know who else they hate? Jews.
WAIT, THERE'S MORE: Steven Malkmus on Fox News; Pelosi's wish list; Alice Walker joins Team Obama!