Wino Gets Fried

EMERGENCY GROOMED Amy • Pills, pills, pills: Amy Winehouse was rushed to the hospital Monday night after suffering a reaction to "medication" she's taking to ween herself off drugs. Her frantic father dropped some f-bombs but later calmed down and brought her some Kentucky Fried Chicken. She was released this morning.

• Fakebook: The Republican National Committee has created a Facebook parody site called barackbook.com to showcase Obama's "notable associations," like his relationship with corrupt Dem fundraiser Tony Rezko. McCain finds the site hilarious when one of his staffers is kind enough to show him how to get there on the magic 'Net.

• L'amour: Designer Marc Jacobs got hitched to his Brazilian lover, Lorenzo Martone, in a civil solidarity pact in France over the weekend. Some disagree.

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