Alberto Gonzales Latest Bushie to Quit
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
GONE GONZO Gonzales
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• Life imitates Royal Tennenbaums: According to the National Enquirer and Star (for whatever that's worth), floppy haired actor Owen Wilson is in the hospital after attempting suicide.
• Record crop: Say what you will about the Taliban, but those guys grow righteous opium.
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