Afghani Terror Shooter Lady To Get Big Prison Term
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
Angelina Jolie, your latest Plan B-produced biopic is waiting for you! Aafia Siddiqui (pictured right) was arrested today, charged with attacking U.S. folks in Afghanistan. The U.S. Attorneys Office and the FBI are claiming a BIG WIN TERROR ARREST FOR AMERICA—even though Siddiqui was already in custody when she committed the crime for which she's going on trial, and there are no terror charges whatsoever. The mother of three is a former MIT student, born in Pakistan. Hmm! She had a bunch of papers in her purse about things that blow up, and then she was taken into custody, which really pissed her off. She grabbed a gun (that some idiot left laying about), and, according to the official account, said "May the blood of unintelligible be directly on your unintelligible, possibly head or hands" and took some shots. The second unintelligible utterance is not so much a problem—but the first would be something of a clue as to what she might have been ticked off about, eh? Too bad, you'll never know!
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