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• Bald Barbie: For the fan who wants a keepsake for every phase of Britney Spears's career—the bald Britney "Shears" doll.

• Coming clean: When conservative golden boy and hyper-hypocrite Newt Gingrich was calling for President Clinton's head over Monica-gate, he too was having an extramarital affair.

• And the rehab will rock: The latest star to seek addiction treatment is long time boozer Eddie Van Halen. That explains the short-lived reunion plans with David Lee Roth.

• Vajayjay Monologues: Three New York teenagers were suspended from their high school for using the word vagina in a performance of The Vagina Monologues.