PUNCH-DRUNK LOVE Fielder-Civil, Winehouse
Amy Winehouse: Wino and her new hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil, are angling to become the 21st century's Sid and Nancy. Amy told Britain's the Sun that she smacks Blake around when they're on the sauce. According to Amy, "I'm either a really good drunk or I'm an out-and-out shit, horrible, violent, abusive, emotional drunk ... If Blake says one thing I don't like, then I'll chin him." Her label rep says Amy's jawing is being "taken out of context." We think a woman who heckles Saint Bono is probably capable of serious violence.
Cloris Leachman: Ol' Clorrie is threatening carnage just like Winehouse after Mel Brooks said the 81-year-old was too ancient to reprise her role as Frau Blucher in the musical version of Young Frankenstein. Leachman's rep responds: "Cloris challenges Mel to three rounds in the ring, and we'll see who's left standing."