WAR IS OVER Manson and Von Teese • Never tease a teaser: Dita Von Teese (whom you may know from our breast feature ever) has filed for divorce from Marilyn Manson. It's sad that even praying to Satan can't save your marriage.
• She removed the wrong superfluous, infected organ: Lindsay Lohan is doing just fine after having her appendix removed. "All is well," mom and full-time enabler Dina Lohan told Star.
• Bad girl, drunk by six: Britney Spears to fans: Don't give up on me, baby.
• D-list key party!: Travis Barker's ex (maybe?) Shanna Moekler is now hooking up with Jenna Jameson's soon-to-be ex, Jay Grdina. But who gets the top bunk on next season's Surreal Life?
• Do you like me? Check 'Y' for Yes...: Pam Anderson wants to totally, like, get mature about her relationship and stuff.