A couple of weeks ago, reports surfaced that former deputy secretary of defense, current World Bank chief, and bespittled pompadourist Paul Wolfowitz had dignitaries from Africa, officials from the John Hopkins Malaria Research Institute, and longtime former Motion Picture Association of America chief Jack Valenti endorsing a "No Parking on the Dance Floor" doctrine. Dispatches detailed Wolfie's shimmying, twisting, and electric boogalooing, but alas no video could be found. Until now.
Thanks to a dutiful reader, Radar can now bring you the creepiest video since Wolfie hocked up a loogey on his comb and slicked back his hair in Fahrenheit 9/11. Any other documentation of Wolfie Cabbage Patching, Tootsie Rolling, or doing the Caustic Potash at a wedding, bar mitzvah, or congressional session after-party? Give it.