50 Cent's Homage to Heterosexuality

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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It's just silly to speculate that über hetero 50 Cent could be gay. Not that at least one nagging blogger hasn't tried repeatedly and hilariously to cull together evidence from his movie and book. And hey! Look! It's Fiddy's new G-Unit video for "Rider Pt. 2." Check out that ... um, tilted Captain and Tennille-style sailor's cap he's wearing while inspecting some prime soldier specimens, and, so, yeah, he's all tenderoni now, too, apparently, using a vocoder in a chorus that repeats the word "boy" five times. Did he just growl? ...