Tiny Tennis Ace Pounding Elders

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

Have you heard about this new British tennis prodigy? Her name is Mika Stojanovic, and she's only been playing for three months but is already beating people twice her age. Granted, she's only four years old, so her competition has yet to actually hit puberty, but still! Now she's moving to Florida to practice with the coach who trained the Williams sisters and Maria Sharapova to "fulfill her potential of winning future grand slam tournaments." Says dad: "If she is doing this aged four, what could she be like in a few years time? That's why we will do all we can to nurture this talent." This is no doubt a very healthy attitude, since it's not like tennis has a reputation for fostering totally insane father figures or anything.