2 Girls, 1 Former Attorney General

SCOOP! This is gelato

There is currently a video going around the InterTubez that is so vile it made comedian and Fear Factor host Joe Rogan turn away in horror and some schmuck's poor grandmother blow sweet Nanna chunks. YouTube is littered with videos of people reacting in horror while watching it. It's the most disturbing visual experience since the Nick Berg beheading video, and we're pretty sure that, seven days after you've watched it, Mephistopheles himself shows up and yanks you straight into hell.

It's called 2 Girls, 1 Cup. In the cleanest terms possible, it shows one of two girls doing something in a cup. Then the two ... share it. There are things ingested that have already been ingested, then they're regurgitated and ingested again. Perhaps the most bothersome element is the swelling classical music score. (We're not linking the clip. There are some things you can't unwatch.)

And In a roundabout way, the man to thank for this scatological shocker is embattled former Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez.