Is Amanda Lepore a Gurley Man?

Just as we were getting used to Ashton and Demi, comes news of an even more gruesome twosome. Ourvoicemail has been working overtime with reports of a budding friendshipbetween New York Observer writer George Gurley and transsexual scene queen Amanda Lepore(who, according to her own outgoing voicemail message, boasts a “fully functioningvagina”). The high-spirited Gurley, who recently rhapsodized over AnnCoulter in a controversial Observerprofile, bumped into David LaChapelle’s heavily sculpted muse at a partyfor the Scissor Sisters. After gabbing intimately with Lepore for most of theevening, Gurley was last seen taking down her digits, presumably for a follow-upinterview. While marveling at the scribe’s democratic tastes, we werestruck by a sudden, scary thought: Have you ever seen Lepore and Coulter in the same room? Gurley declined to comment.

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Just as we were getting used to Ashton and Demi, comes news of an even more gruesome twosome. Ourvoicemail has been working overtime with reports of a budding friendshipbetween New York Observer writer George Gurley and transsexual scene queen Amanda Lepore(who, according to her own outgoing voicemail message, boasts a “fully functioningvagina”). The high-spirited Gurley, who recently rhapsodized over AnnCoulter in a controversial Observerprofile, bumped into David LaChapelle’s heavily sculpted muse at a partyfor the Scissor Sisters. After gabbing intimately with Lepore for most of theevening, Gurley was last seen taking down her digits, presumably for a follow-upinterview. While marveling at the scribe’s democratic tastes, we werestruck by a sudden, scary thought: Have you ever seen Lepore and Coulter in the same room? Gurley declined to comment.