Jesse Csincsak — the free wheelin’, free spirited professional snowboarder who won the fourth season of The Bachelorette — is exclusively blogging for RadarOnline.com, and he’s here to give his candid takes on the 15th season of The Bachelor.
Tonight’s show was like watching a bunch of 12-year-old girls fighting over the last bag of POP CHIPS at lunch!!!!
LADIES: You signed up to come on a reality television show to find love with 30 other girls to date one guy! Do you really think you’re gonna be the only one who wants to touch him and kiss him and have his one-on-one attention? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! Pull yourselves together: Stop complaining about who’s time it is with Brad … I have got a news bulletin for all of you … after this season of your show is over and done with you are all gonna look back and say WHY DID I DO THAT? I looked like an IDIOT! BE YOURSELVES!
Here is an inside tip from someone who has gone through this experience: For any PERSON GUY OR GIRL who ever goes on this show … DO NOT — I REPEAT — DO NOT go up to the Bachelor or the Bachelorette on this show and ask if they are still into you? BE CONFIDENT !!! Confidence is way more sexy than a needy person who lacks it … Love can be scary at times, but you just have to step of and face your fears …
CHANTAL: Helicopters never get old they have them in every season of this show and they are still cool. If you are sitting at home saying why do they use Helicopters in every season of this show you clearly have never ridden in one THEY ARE AWESOME. Speaking of helicopters, did anyone notice that Chantal and Brad took off in a yellow helicopter, then they cut to commercial break then when they came back and landed they were in a blue and grey helicopter? That just goes to show that this show takes a lot longer to film than what we see. They have to cut things out to make the show suitable for TV. If they showed you every little thing it would A. Ruin the story they are showing you and B. it would be super boring to watch. I have said since day one of this season that the storyline of Chantal & Brad is being a little hidden from us. I think tonight was the perfect example. Brad looked right at Chantal and said “STOP TALKING and kiss me” — THAT IS HUGE. You don’t say that to someone you are not comfortable around … they are way more into one another than we are seeing and I don’t see chemistry like that with any of the other girls and Brad THAT’S THE REAL DEAL RIGHT THERE.
GROUP DATE: Dr. Drew asked a few questions that I found interesting. First, he asked if the girls were physically attracted to Brad, which I think is important because before you do anything with anyone YOU SEE THEM, so if you don’t like what you see, then it makes it harder to fall in love. Secondly, he asked who has cheated and Stacy raised her and and said ‘Yes,’ which I find important because a relationship without honesty is a relationship that’s gonna fail.
BRITT: I thought it was awesome that you stepped up to the plate at the radio show and really opened up to Brad — and obviously he thought so too, because you guys made out later and you got the rose … well played, girl.
MICHELLE: Oh Michelle where do I even start with you? You kind of remind me of the girl from Wayne’s World part #1 she was Wayne’s CRAZY X girlfriend named Stacy, who everyone was afraid of because she was a bit unstable. You kept complaining that you had to have a one-on-one date with Brad — well now you got it, so you can’t complain about it anymore. RELAX and just be yourself stop overwhelming the girls saying BRAD IS YOURS, and he shouldn’t pay attention to any of them. Just chill — if it’s meant to be its meant to be. Every episode of the show you are whining about something? This week it started out as your black eye. Little black eye tip for the next time: Let Brad come to you and ask you what happened to your eye instead of making a huge deal about it and looking like a knucklehead.
EMILY: DEAR NEXT ENTERTAINMENT PLEASE JUST ANNOUNCE EMILY AS THE NEXT BACHELORETTE ALREADY SHE IS PERFECT FOR THE JOB GOOD GRIEF….
Congrats to Chantal, Britt, Michelle, Ashley S, Alli, Emily, Shantel N, Lisa, Jackie, Marissa, Ashley H on getting roses this week
Next week: Las Vegas, NASCAR, Emily breaks down and of course, more 12-year-old girl fighting over the last bag of pop chips again!
Check in next week to see my blog with all the behind-the-scenes details — same place, same time.