It’s hard to have a bad day when you’re Donald Trump. And when you do, it’s like your-supermodel-20-years- your-junior-wife-rips-one- in-the-Aston-Martin bad. Which, you know, isn’t really that bad.
But yesterday was a legitimately crappy day for The Donald. First he was accused of violating antitrust laws by Nights at Vegas., Inc., and sued for $4 billion—which is bad for all of the reasons being sued for $4 billion is bad, but mostly because dude is only worth $2 billion.
The shafting continued with one Michael Forbes, a 55-year-old Scot who refuses to sell Trump his plot in the middle of some Scottish land the tycoon wants to turn into a golf course. “The Trump people came to offer me some money. I said no. He said, ‘Everybody has a price.’ I said, ‘No, it’s not for sale,’” Forbes says.
Before you feel sorry for Trumpster the Dumpster though, consider the fact that he just ran over your grandma.