Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty, who is right near the top of John McCain‘s list of possible running mates, recently made a joke about his wife’s disinclination to put out. While some may find this a crude resort to the sorriest stereotype imaginable, we think it would be great to have a veep who constantly did a routine about how he wasn’t getting any; it would make press conferences that much more entertaining. It might also help restore a little bit of dignity to the nation if our Vice President’s wife wasn’t giving it up because she was tired, rather than out of fear that she might cause her husband to have a massive fatal coronary event. [Breitbart]