The Mummy: Awful Movie or Awfulest Movie?


Floppy-haired doofus Brendan Fraser completes an embarrassing (but lucrative) hat trick today with the release of The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. How the hell did this happen? Hollywood only gives us two Wayne’s Worlds but three Mummies? Only one Big and three Mummies? The world is unjust.

For this third, and what we can only hope will be final, installment of the series, Fraser has lost fair sidekick Rachel Weisz and found karate chopping foe Jet Li. It all adds up to rotting, thousand year old, mummified piece of garbage. Seriously, critics hated this one more than they hated the others. See for yourself:

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