The Droopy-Crotched Revolution!

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FOR EASY ACCESS, BABY Droopy sensation

Is 2008 the year of the droopy-crotch? Diesel says “Yes!” If 2006 belonged to the camel-toe inducing skinny jean, and 2007 was all about a high-waisted, wedgie-promoting look, then thank your lucky stars cause this year is going to be a little easier on your lady and man bits, thanks to the hip denim purveyor. Diesel’s “Black Gold” Fall 2008 show included a number of pants with mutton leg silhouettes: droopy-crotched until about mid-thigh and skinny below the knee. Who says you can’t please everyone!

Unfortunately due to the inevitable “fashion emergency,” the show started nearly an hour late after a model had “an accident” backstage. When the show did get started, it was sadly without Gossip Boy Chace Crawford, whose life-altering presence had been held out as a carrot to tabloid reporters desperate to know if the romance was indeed “over” with Carrie Underwood.

Thanks to the fashion casualty we may never have the answer to that pressing matter, but at least now we won’t do a double take when we see a hipster whose crotch is somewhere around his knees.

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