REENACTMENT Knight’s rap nap
• Death row: There’s really just no other way to say, Suge Knight got knocked the fuckout. TMZ has the video of the aftermath, the pics, and the interview with the 5’10”, 173-pound brass baller who laid out the 6’3″, 350-pound ex con rap mogul.
• Tragic geography lesson: Death tolls approach 9,000 as 7.8 magnitude earthquake rocks Chongqing, China. Americans furiously Google the city to be able to spot it on a map.
• Presidential metrics: “There are 50 ways to leave your lover, 13 ways of looking at a blackbird, and at least six ways to drop out of a presidential race,” says Ben Smith. Add “and three long-shot candidates to take note.”
• Barr, scaring none: Get familiarized with Bob Barr‘s name in presidential talks. At least for a week—he’s announced is Libertarian Party candidacy.
• Boobs: Funny thing about breasts: Some women want bigger ones while, huh, and this is strange, some women want smaller ones. Breasts! (And by breasts we mean chesticles here, people). Fascinating, these mammaries.
By Radar Staff
