PERFECT PAIR Stiller, Johansson
• Pudding pop stars: Ben Stiller and Scarlett Johansson win Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Award, given to actors who make great contributions to cat-walking and cleavage.
• I see London…: Tony Blair’s office is developing plans to put X-ray cameras on British lampposts that snap nude-ish looking pictures of passers by—granny panties and all.
• What goes around: Two frat brothers who beat a pledge’s bottom with a cane so brutally he required surgery are sentenced to two years in jail, where they are sure to reap what they sow.
• Armed and canceled: Armed & Famous, the CBS show that follows around semi-celebs getting tazed and pulling prostitution stings in Muncie, Indiana, has been pulled after only four episodes.