Stern Grabs the Kid and Runs

BD, JD Stern, Anna, Dannielynn

Bahama drama: Howard K. Stern, lawyer and lover to Anna Nicole Smith, has taken their disputed daughter and holed up in their disputed mansion in the Bahamas.

Pact with the devil: Harvard named Drew Gilpin Faust its president yesterday. Her superlatives include: Harvard’s first female president and worst at math and science.

All stem, no flower: British women who are tired of the trite flowers and chocolates gift can expect something new this Valentine’s Day. London pharmacies will sell Viagra over the counter.

Geezers win Grammys: Showing their firm grasp of 10 years ago, Grammy voters awarded Mary J. Blige, the Dixie Chicks, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers the music biz’s most boring honor.

At least he kept his shirt on: A German tourist was so upset about being hassled at a Manila airport X-ray machine that he whipped out his 66-year-old frankfurter.

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